Have you ever wished your delightful morning brew brought you as much energy as a cup of joe? Are you in dire need of a pick-me-up to get your day going? Are you considering crossing over to the dark side of coffee to find that energy boost you are looking for? (No this isn’t the beginning of an informercial, advertising a product you didn’t know existed before, but have now realized you need)... This is the tea you have been awaiting! Meet Fast Lane by Celestial Seasonings, a tea revolutionizing your morning beverage choice. With more caffeine than a cup of coffee, this is the only tea that will make you as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as a cup of joe.
Only this morning I was sitting at my desk, yawning and complaining to everyone who would listen about how tired I felt. Then, it occurred to me that in my desk lied the key to an energy boost I desperately needed; half a cup of this tea later, I was perky, smiling and ready to take on the world!
Yes, you heard me right, this tea could change the world.. well maybe I might be exaggerating a little, but it’s only because of my newfound energy encouraging me to type this post! (Please note: the excessive use of punctuation marks is most likely due to the amount of caffeine flowing through my veins) But if you want to try this amazing herbal tea, you have to hurry because supplies are limited! No, they really are... this type of tea has a limited release at Celestial Seasonings, so the only way to get it is to travel to the factory in Boulder, or to follow the link below to buy it in a case of six, which is what I am about to do right now!
I actually found this tea when visiting my best friend in Boulder over the summer, we went to the tea factory because we both love tea, and it was something free to do. In the tasting area, we sampled unlimited teas, and there is nothing I love more than free samples. Free things just taste better. Regardless, the tour provided me with information, filled me to the brim with free tea and convinced me to buy this amazing Fast Lane tea, with which I am now in love. I hope this testimonial and infomercial print ad have convinced you too to try this mildly bitter, energizing tea. Spice up your morning with something new!
http://www.fastlanetea.com/
Guaranteed satisfaction or your money back! Supplies are limited, see store for details, not all offers may be available in all areas. Terms and conditions apply. Not to be combined with any other offer. Lots of legal jar-gin goes here.... The views expressed in this post are solely of the person speaking and do not reflect the views of blogger.com, its affiliates or host site. If you do not understand this, you have probably never seen an informercial, how sad for you.
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